Of course I wanted the ceremony to be beautiful, honey. There is nothing I wanted more than a gorgeous and meaningful wedding with you, me, and everyone we love. But I also wanted it to be fun! Doesn't that make sense? I've been to enough weddings to know that by the time the bride and groom kiss, no one is even listening anymore. Just checking their watches and eye-ing the open bar. All I have to say is: you might be mad at me know but years down the line you'll appreciate that I paid of the priest to say "Til death do you fart".
God, its still cracking me up!
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You may think that this scenario is humorous, and I agree that it is, but unfortunately for you I have a long memory and am going to pay off the priest at YOUR wedding to say, "Til death do you fart." Then we'll see how funny you think it is.
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