A Selection of Animals I Trust vs Ones I Don't

Sheep
One of the good guys. They come in flocks and can be easily controlled by dogs. Also they're covered with fluff. Adorable. I trust them.

Zebras
You look like a horse in prison. Nice try. Don't trust you.

Rabbits
Despite how television portrays these guys, I think they are A-Okay. Rabbits don't say much, but they let you know where you stand. Easily domesticable.
I trust them.

Bunnies
Woah, hold up a second. Aren't bunnies the same as rabbits? They are right? Then why are they in here twice? I mean, I guess nothing changes, its just a little peculiar, is all. Uhhh...Still trust them, I guess.

Squirrel
Remember those wooden bird houses we all made at some point in grade school? They looked like this:Well I went and nailed mine to a tree in my backyard. A year later I went to check on it and opened the swinging flap door. BAM. Squirrel jumps out, onto my face, and down my shirt. When I stop screaming, I shimmy the squirrel out and run like hell.
DON'T TRUST SQUIRRELS.

Hares
Is this...are you serious? Another rabbit trying to pry his/her way in here? No way, not happening. Uneccessary amounts of names. Your an animal, pick one name and stick with it. I take back everything I said about rabbits or bunnies. Don't trust the whole lot.